GETTING HER TO LOSE THAT WEIGHT WITH STYLE

WE, ladies are like volcano, you trigger us with the wrong choice of words or action and we erupt! Before you can say Jack Robinson, you are on the list of payback candidates…

If your lady is adding too much weight and you are feeling uneasy about it, never make the following mistakes of:

• 1.       Telling her to her face.
• 2.       Buy a size 8 when she is size 12.
• 3.       Make a joke about her weight.
• 4.       Compare her to any animal on the bigger side like hippopotamus.
• 5.       Saying her tommy is bulging out of her cloth.
• 6.       Commenting: “isn’t that dress too tight for you”.
• 7.       The greatest mistake is stealing a glance at a slimmer lady like Genevie {you are done for}.
• You getting to make the aforementioned mistakes will lead your lady to:
• 1.       Have insecure feelings about herself.
• 2.       Start feeling awkward in front of you.
• 3.       Start to doubt your relationship maybe there is a lepacious romancing you.
• 4.       Source for weight loss drugs/drinks that might be dangerous to her health.
• 5.       Starve herself of good food in the name of watching her weight without a professional help.
• 6.       Get upset over little or simple talks/action attributing it to her weight.

There are four factors attributed to weight gain which are quite oblivious to us

To solve a problem, you need to find the cause of the problem. In order to make your lady lose that excess cholesterol in her, you need to know what lead to the weight gains and that is where you apply the weight gain pie solution.

Note:   Taking your lady’s state of weight as a waste of time to either monitor or curb will only lengthen the days of the hospital bills that will be paid by you when she is diagnosed of diabetes, hypertension, kidney problem, cancer, fibroid etc. these ailments are researched to be end result of too much cholesterol in the body.

Ladies watch over their men in style so vice versa won’t hurt; you stand to gain, for in every circus of friendship there is always an unspoken internal competition.

To put the weight gain pie solution to the test, you have to start with the MENTAL STATE of your lady. 

Figuring out the mental state of a lady is quite difficult if not well executed because every lady tend to hide their real state of mind however a flicker of emotion which never fails to be expressed gives them away if well observed, you will notice it and that is exactly what you should be on the lookout for when you throw the four most important questions of mental state to your lady.

MENTAL STATE

 FOUR MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

1.      

 IIS YOUR LADY HAPPY?

                Asking your lady this question directly will never bring the right response and you also tend to miss out on that flicker of emotion that betrays her. To know if you are really making her happy

·         Cuddle her up in your arms {no lady is too big for a cuddle from her man, she might pretend but she is enjoying it}.

·         Raise her face towards yours like the MOONLIGHT KISSING POSTURE.

·         Look straight in to her eyes and ask “Am I making you happy?”

                The answer immediately clicks in her mind and if both of you share a great bond, you will know her response before she says it out {please don’t go deceiving yourself that you felt the answer when you don’t}

·         A flicker of her eyes in other direction apart from yours means she is not.

·          If she hugs you immediately after the question, it means she is not and tries to hide her emotion.

So whatever you as Prince Charming must have done to put her in such state you alone need to find it on the spot and sort it out “I can recommend the series LIE TO ME to improve your lie detecting skills when you ask her questions”

2.       IS YOUR LADY EMOTIONALLY STABLE?

                The best way to know the emotional state of your lady is through her cooking, if her cooking begins to taste otherwise other than the superb taste you always look forward to; it means something is wrong {please don’t term laziness as emotional breakdown, if she is lazy, she aint got it also if she doesn’t know how to cook, please don’t make excuses for her}.

This stage does not call for the MOONLIGHT KISSING POSTURE but the BEAUTY & THE BEAST STYLE

·         Sit her down after the meal

·         Hold her hands and look directly into her eyes saying “I know you are emotionally down because your cooking changed a bit and I want to know what exactly is bothering you”

Be persistent because a lady’s first reaction to such question is denial……

3.       HOW IS HER THINKING LEVEL?

                If a lady seems so

·         lost in thought

·         has no interest look on her face when you are together

·         not partake wholeheartedly in your conversation or activities

·         toss in bed restlessly

·         seems to be awake late in the night to have a drink

·         snap or slip into anger easily

                It means she is bothered about not so many issues but a particular issue

Note:  if she takes to chocolate e.g. candy frequently (this particular signal is bad because it tends to lead to depression…please sweet coated mouth babes eat chocolate passionately while a depressed lady eat chocolate nonchalantly and at an alarming quantity.

This situation doesn’t need BEAUTY AND THE BEAST method but ARIEL ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’ method otherwise known as the WATER style…OH! Laugh not…if only you knew the magic touch of water.

• ·         Choose a weekend or a night you are not so tired from work activities
• ·         Fill the bathtub with soapy lukewarm water enough for two
• ·         Place yourself into the tub first
• ·         Ask her in with her back to your chest
• ·         Draw her nearer and let her rest her head on your shoulder
• ·         Say nothing for the next 15mins and use the estimated time to rub the nap of her neck to her ear loop… this will make her body relax and make her body slump back into yours

Note: please focus on the issue at hand and don’t be carried away by the rhythm in the air else you will solve nothing of what she is thinking but the inevitable. Of course you can focus so focus!

In her relaxed state, you can throw the question “what has she been thinking of because you have been missing her attention”, be persistent and let her face you because like I always say, for us ladies, denial is first…it comes easily.

Note: if you are not a bathtub user but a shower user

• ·         Keep the shower running
• ·         Place yourselves in a position where the water drops gently on both of you
• ·         Let her  face you and rest her head on your shoulder and follow the procedure outlined above

Absurd you will say but it works...

4.       IS SHE INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED?

                                Deep inside every lady, she wants her man to accept her for something challenging. Oh yes! She will tell you what you need to hear that she is ok with your decision if you don’t want her to work but deep down she aint.

Note: Men never realized ladies make sacrifice to please them as a sign of respect they have for them.

This situation calls for JACKPOT where you lay all your cards on the table in a more and refreshing atmosphere preferably outdoor like picnics, on your veranda even in bed at night or early morning hours (weekends). Your magic statement will be “Dear, there is something I am working on and with prayers it comes through, is there any business you might want to venture into so I can put it to mind”

Note: once a lady makes a sacrifice she expects something worthwhile in return…a lady will never share this fact with you, it’s left for you to figure it out as time goes on.

Your question will bring a pleasant surprise which you will never miss on her face however be prepared for the long list of businesses she has in mind but never discussed with you…

Note: never promise a lady a particular time but assure her whatever she comes to decide you will support her and keep it in mind. Make the mistake of asking her to put her mind to a particular date, you will be solving more than weight loss problem if you fail her, as a lady I won’t advice you to do that because it’s NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.

To be continued...

THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

Each gender is uniquely constructed with specific strengths and weakness.

A lady’s weakness each month is not when she is broke or when she is not in good term with her guy but  

THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

If you ask any lady out there, is it that time of the month? It will be of no surprise coming from another lady but such question from the opposite sex will prick your lady’s interest, curiosity and above all admiration for her man.

Note: THAT TIME OF THE MONTH is a code used to term the period every lady goes through her menstrual cycle. It is a phrase meant to alienate the opposite sex if present during such conversation.

Each month a lady goes through OVULATION, a period when a ripe egg or ovum is released from one of the ovaries. The ripe egg begins to travel down the fallopian tubes so it may be fertilized by the sperm. If the egg is not fertilized by the man’s sperm, it passes out through the vagina.This process is known as the monthly period or that time of the month.

The monthly cycle can be categorized into 3 basic moments which comes with changes in every lady.

Note: yeah! Yeah!! This is a lady’s topic, you will say but this particular moment leaves your lady vulnerable. During this period she needs her man to be supportive and understand the changes she is going through, it’s a 5 days routine but with all the changes it seems longer and all a lady needs is her man beside her.

THE RELEASE MOMENT

Otherwise known as the OVULATION usually comes with

·         Headache

·         Nauseating

·         High temperature

Note: The irony part of this moment is that your lady will be perfectly okay health wise; the symptoms above come like a wink which disappears immediately. It doesn’t even linger for 24hrs.

Most ladies too do not take note of this moment; the effect is always attributed to ‘something I must have eaten or I am under stress’.

There is no method or style to curb this moment, the only good news about the release moment is ‘making babies’; if the couples are ready to move to the next level this tis the moment the guy says ‘on your mark and get set’ together.

THE TRAVELING MOMENT

As the ripe egg travels down to the fallopian tube, it brings about a momentary change in a lady even Margret Thatcher is subdued at this moment.

Every lady becomes horny at this particular point in time; she wants her man to be with her 24/7. It’s a feeling most ladies still question because it is never attributed to the traveling moment.

NOTE: According to research 75% of men tend to be busy at this particular moment and have no to time to satisfy their ladies. The moment to most men is absurd and not a very good timing for sex.

Ladies don’t get horny until being triggered by their men; so if the situation does arises otherwise a man should be able to understand that she is being triggered by the ripe egg in her calling for sperm to fertilizer her.

Few ladies give in to masturbating to relief the moment; this is a fact a lady will deny…

The only advice for the 25% that will give in and 75% that is just of knowledge of this moment is to use condom to avoid what is not prepared for before it gets to the statement “you are trying to trap me or you want to spoil my future…”

However, for married couples this is the moment to ‘GO’ and win that race.

THE SHEDDING MOMENT

The unfertilized ripe egg is shed through the vagina and this is really that time if the month which is always and openly obvious due to the changes that tags along.

You will never fail to notice the following changes in a lady

• ·          She becomes easily upset over little or no issue.
• ·         Cries easily.
• ·         Becomes snappy in her conversation.
• ·         Feels uneasy in every task she engages in.
• ·         Becomes so low in spirit.
• ·         Prone to mood swing.
• ·         Prone to aches, mostly with her tommy and legs.
• ·         Prone to a sided headache.
• ·         Nags.
• ·         Becomes suddenly sluggish n lazy.
• ·         Not interested in romancing the stone (her guy) due to pains.
• ·         Believes the worst of herself.
• ·         Prone to negative thoughts.

Most men do notice this changes but they will attribute it to the question ‘who made you angry?’ and for we, talented ladies, we will never kiss n tell except if the man has a knowledge of the shedding moment.

Most unmarried ladies tend to dodge their guys at this period of time till it lasts.

No ice-cream or candy can save this KINGKONG moment, only affection and understanding.

All a lady needs this particular period is tender loving care, fruits rich in Vit C and also lots of water for she will be dehydrated greatly which is attributed to intensity of her emotion.

Note: if she is a co-worker and you notice such moment, compliments, fruit and water will do… ‘Ask her if it’s that time of the month? You are in for it…’

Your lady is you in the making; treat her right as she would you.

Do have a wonderful week.