GETTING HER TO LOSE THAT WEIGHT WITH STYLE
WE, ladies are like volcano, you trigger us with the wrong
choice of words or action and we erupt! Before you can say Jack Robinson, you
are on the list of payback candidates…
If your lady is adding too much weight and you are feeling
uneasy about it, never make the following mistakes of:
- 1. Telling her to her face.
- 2. Buy a size 8 when she is size 12.
- 3. Make a joke about her weight.
- 4. Compare her to any animal on the bigger side like hippopotamus.
- 5. Saying her tommy is bulging out of her cloth.
- 6. Commenting: “isn’t that dress too tight for you”.
- 7. The greatest mistake is stealing a glance at a slimmer lady like Genevie {you are done for}.
- You getting to make the aforementioned mistakes will lead your lady to:
- 1. Have insecure feelings about herself.
- 2. Start feeling awkward in front of you.
- 3. Start to doubt your relationship maybe there is a lepacious romancing you.
- 4. Source for weight loss drugs/drinks that might be dangerous to her health.
- 5. Starve herself of good food in the name of watching her weight without a professional help.
- 6. Get upset over little or simple talks/action attributing it to her weight.
There are four factors attributed to weight gain which are
quite oblivious to us
To solve a problem, you need to find the cause of the
problem. In order to make your lady lose that excess cholesterol in her, you
need to know what lead to the weight gains and that is where you apply the
weight gain pie solution.
Note: Taking your lady’s state of weight as a waste
of time to either monitor or curb will only lengthen the days of the hospital
bills that will be paid by you when she is diagnosed of diabetes, hypertension,
kidney problem, cancer, fibroid etc. these ailments are researched to be end
result of too much cholesterol in the body.
Ladies watch over their men in style so vice versa won’t hurt;
you stand to gain, for in every circus of friendship there is always an
unspoken internal competition.
To put the weight gain pie solution to the test, you have to
start with the MENTAL STATE of your lady.
Figuring out the mental state of a
lady is quite difficult if not well executed because every lady tend to hide
their real state of mind however a flicker of emotion which never fails to be
expressed gives them away if well observed, you will notice it and that is
exactly what you should be on the lookout for when you throw the four most
important questions of mental state to your lady.
MENTAL STATE
FOUR MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
1.
IIS YOUR LADY HAPPY?
Asking
your lady this question directly will never bring the right response and you
also tend to miss out on that flicker of emotion that betrays her. To know if
you are really making her happy
·
Cuddle her up in your arms {no lady is too big
for a cuddle from her man, she might pretend but she is enjoying it}.
·
Raise her face towards yours like the MOONLIGHT
KISSING POSTURE.
·
Look straight in to her eyes and ask “Am I
making you happy?”
The
answer immediately clicks in her mind and if both of you share a great bond,
you will know her response before she says it out {please don’t go deceiving
yourself that you felt the answer when you don’t}
·
A flicker of her eyes in other direction apart
from yours means she is not.
·
If she
hugs you immediately after the question, it means she is not and tries to hide
her emotion.
So whatever you as Prince Charming must have done to put her
in such state you alone need to find it on the spot and sort it out “I can
recommend the series LIE TO ME to improve your lie detecting skills when you ask
her questions”
2. IS YOUR LADY EMOTIONALLY STABLE?
The
best way to know the emotional state of your lady is through her cooking, if
her cooking begins to taste otherwise other than the superb taste you always
look forward to; it means something is wrong {please don’t term laziness as
emotional breakdown, if she is lazy, she aint got it also if she doesn’t know
how to cook, please don’t make excuses for her}.
This stage does not call for the MOONLIGHT KISSING POSTURE but
the BEAUTY & THE BEAST STYLE
·
Sit her down after the meal
·
Hold her hands and look directly into her eyes
saying “I know you are emotionally down because your cooking changed a bit and
I want to know what exactly is bothering you”
Be persistent because a lady’s first reaction to such
question is denial……
3. HOW IS HER THINKING LEVEL?
If a
lady seems so
·
lost in thought
·
has no interest look on her face when you are
together
·
not partake wholeheartedly in your conversation
or activities
·
toss in bed restlessly
·
seems to be awake late in the night to have a
drink
·
snap or slip into anger easily
It
means she is bothered about not so many issues but a particular issue
Note: if she takes to
chocolate e.g. candy frequently (this particular signal is bad because it tends
to lead to depression…please sweet coated mouth babes eat chocolate
passionately while a depressed lady eat chocolate nonchalantly and at an
alarming quantity.
This situation doesn’t need BEAUTY AND THE BEAST method but ARIEL ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’ method otherwise known as the WATER style…OH! Laugh not…if only you
knew the magic touch of water.
- · Choose a weekend or a night you are not so tired from work activities
- · Fill the bathtub with soapy lukewarm water enough for two
- · Place yourself into the tub first
- · Ask her in with her back to your chest
- · Draw her nearer and let her rest her head on your shoulder
- · Say nothing for the next 15mins and use the estimated time to rub the nap of her neck to her ear loop… this will make her body relax and make her body slump back into yours
Note: please focus on the issue at hand and don’t be carried
away by the rhythm in the air else you will solve nothing of what she is thinking
but the inevitable. Of course you can focus so focus!
In her relaxed state, you can throw the question “what has
she been thinking of because you have been missing her attention”, be
persistent and let her face you because like I always say, for us ladies,
denial is first…it comes easily.
Note: if you are not a bathtub user but a shower user
- · Keep the shower running
- · Place yourselves in a position where the water drops gently on both of you
- · Let her face you and rest her head on your shoulder and follow the procedure outlined above
Absurd you will say but it works...
4. IS SHE INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED?
Deep
inside every lady, she wants her man to accept her for something challenging. Oh
yes! She will tell you what you need to hear that she is ok with your decision
if you don’t want her to work but deep down she aint.
Note: Men never realized ladies make sacrifice to please
them as a sign of respect they have for them.
This situation calls for JACKPOT where you lay all your cards on the table in a more and
refreshing atmosphere preferably outdoor like picnics, on your veranda even in
bed at night or early morning hours (weekends). Your magic statement will be “Dear,
there is something I am working on and with prayers it comes through, is there
any business you might want to venture into so I can put it to mind”
Note: once a lady
makes a sacrifice she expects something worthwhile in return…a lady will never
share this fact with you, it’s left for you to figure it out as time goes on.
Your question will bring a pleasant surprise which you will
never miss on her face however be prepared for the long list of businesses she
has in mind but never discussed with you…
Note: never
promise a lady a particular time but assure her whatever she comes to decide
you will support her and keep it in mind. Make the mistake of asking her to put
her mind to a particular date, you will be solving more than weight loss
problem if you fail her, as a lady I won’t advice you to do that because it’s NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
To be continued...
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